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When you fart so hard the shit in your anus rattles like a Mexican fiesta.
I can't workout because i have the Maraca Farts.
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fart loose fart loose let out your asshole juice
fart loose fart loose let out your asshole juice
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The bout of held in flatulence freed after spending time or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. This could also be the defined release of noxious gas after holding it during a time period where liberation would be inappropriate.
"My roommate let his victory fart loose when he got back from hanging at his girl's place."
"After my speech was over, i went home and had a prompt victory fart."
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noun: fart while receiving oral sex
Usually, but not limited, to a minimal and stealthy release of gas in light of the fortunate circumstances of receiving oral sex concurrent with the misfortune of needing to expel gas.
"I enjoy giving my girlfriend oral sex but no kitty farts!"
"I did a little kitty fart when I didn't want it to stop - pretty sure he didn't notice, I was pretty sneaky."
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A flatulent that is so hot and steamy the producer is unable to handle its wrath. Gas so severe that it smells before leaving the body. Fart fan must be flipped on immediately to help prevent from vomitting or gagging.
Cam: "Yo Stevie I had the worst steamed fart this morning, i had to open the shower curtain and throw up in the toilet"
Stevie: "Must be that high protein diet you're on"
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A fart that is particularly smelly and long-lasting.
Did something die down here? Naw...someone just laid a chopra fart.
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Someone who collects farts to sniff later.
'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'
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