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An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.
On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.
Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
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A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.
Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)
College frat party joking version
Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.
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Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.
Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”
Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”
Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!
Man 1: “Bye!!!”
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Exclamtion form the excitement of something accomplished, usually from atheletes
Team members from a football club, after winning a game, would give a high 5 and say "Beat me daddy eight to the bar."
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Real Icelandic sentence for saying: "Barbara, the daughter of Ari, gave Ari the Arab only rhubarb"
Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabarbara
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To perform any sexual act on a desk, involving actual nuts, or with specific attention paid to the testicles.
If the act is oral, also known as a Snickersjob.
As there was little to do that day, and not many people were around, Dwayne and Jason decided to ask Johanna if she felt like cutting up a Snickers bar
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a meaningless and racist insult from some vyond video
soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man