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talking about your future with beloved person while holding hands and eating strawberry cheesecake.
person a: i want to have sex with you
person b: *tears of happiness*
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Why are you typing up sex? Are you a idiot
“I typed up sex in urban dictionary”
“Why”
“Because ima idiot”
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A beautiful art of dancing in the sheets.
Sex is amazing everyone should try it.
Carol and I had great sex last night, it was like a magic dance.
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I thrust my body up and down but I couldn't feel anything. It had been over 10 minutes and I didn't know what to do. I moaned in pain, but I still couldn't feel anything down there. I opened the door, slowly stripped all of my clothes and sat down, twisting my big butt around and stretching out my asshole. My whole body was dripping with sweat. I heard my boyfriend say, "So, uh, are we gonna do it now?" I immediately felt something coming, but I didn't want to get caught. I had a huge load ready to burst out and I held it in. But then I got really horny and I said, "yes" I walked over to my boyfriend. "Why do you smell like baked beans?", he said. "hahahahaaa hohooo", I laughed. I spread my legs apart and grinded my stomach against him. Then I got really horny and I felt something coming.
"Uh, maybe we should have sex another time.", he said. "No. Hahahahaaa", I laughed in a deep, unsexy voice. Then I put my fat arms around him and fell over, putting all my weight on him. "This is really weird", he said holding his nose. My stomach pushed down against his dick. "Oh my god, did you get pregnant???" he said in disgust. I rubbed all of the moisture in my body on to him. Suddenly a shower of ejaculate spilled out of my vagina and a few seconds later the entire room was covered in greenish-brown shit. "EW", he shouted, "THAT'S IT. WE'RE BREAKING UP" and he left. "OOOH HOHOHOHOOOO" I laughed, rolling around in my own shit.
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What every definition in Urban Dictionary somehow needs to have.
So for some reason, "Shark" is now a sex move.
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Sucking a dick or pussy and putting a dick into a pussy and trying not to have any fucking kids
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