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A Tubby guy who has a small fetish for poultry and has an irrational fear of females. He also has a tendency to call people peasants.
"OMG whats he doing to that pigeon?" Sam.
"That kids such a Ryan Lee" Jess.
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Ryan Gosling is an actor known for his role as officer k in Blade Runner 2049 and as "driver" in Drive 2011. Many autistic children relate to him despite the fact that Ryan Gosling is actually a normal person in real life and has a separate life from his roles which are often confused by these childish incel communities that have emerged in the past few years.
John: Sometimes I feel like I'm literally Ryan Gosling.
Therapist: I diagnose you with autism.
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Jewish bastard. smokes crack, likes boys and pennies.
It's a Jew!
It's a guy!
It's Ryan Sampson
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The most beautiful guy you will ever meet. He is such a goof ball and is in love with rainbow dash. He is me.popular and everyone adores his hair Some girls fall in the hallway because he said hi to them. I even want some Ryan! One day I hope he gets the feeling I have for him
Me: OMG Is that Ryan Black
Sara: Duh
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A ambidextrous kid who has perform all taskd at least once, most often inefficiently
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A Republican, 7-term Congressman from Wisconsin, currently serving his 8th term. Paul Ryan is a complete budget wonk, and spends his time engaged in the (mostly futile) task of telling the government how ridiculous its fiscal policy is and begging it to come up with a tax plan that isn't 2000 pages long. Oddly enough, he seems to enjoy this role.
Many women (commonly referred to as Ryanistas) consider him to be the sexiest man alive and spend most of their days fantasizing about his body and sending hate mail to his wife. When Governor Mitt Romney announced that Mr. Ryan was his running-mate during the 2012 presidential election, Ryanistas all over the country had a collective orgasm and were incapacitated for weeks.
Mr. Ryan has faced criticism because he once referred to rape as "a method of conception." Apparently, the people who were outraged by this statement could not accept that his words were truth and refused to cut him some slack for his inelegant statement, forgetting that he spends most of his time crunching numbers rather than counseling rape victims.
Overall, a smart (although nerdy), somewhat charismatic guy with a ripped bod that most of his haters are either jealous of or secretly lust after.
Paul Ryan? He can get fiscal with me any time he wants.
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This is a name for the gayest people in the world who have tiny penisis
Oh man he should be called Ryan Hamilton after what I seen last night
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