The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth
1. I ragged her ass last night
2. I want you to rag my ass
Literally a breakfast casserole of French origin eaten directly off of a bunghole.
No thank you, I’m stuffed from eating all of this ass quiche.
To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.
I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.
When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily
Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro
this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
Basically insulting someone intelligence but in a way that sounds barely like english.
Person1: I just lost my game bro
Person2: luh stupid ass boy, how you do that