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DOS short for daughter of saton
James: dude!! shes the DOS
Mike: No F****** way!!!
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When your lady wants to finger dance on clitorus hill but is too embarrassed to say masterbate.
I'm going home to do some Do-do dooten dooten while think about being plowed by my big canadian stud.
(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.
Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!
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Doing a friend while your wife is expecting your child.
Can you believe he was Doing a Leah on his wife! What a low life.
A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.
Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)
Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”
Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”
Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”
“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”
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What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.
Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.
This is known as doing "a Boris".
I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.
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