always a screech, never a bash

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

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we'll always have paris

either the most romantic way to part, as seen in Casa Blanca, or the actual worst way to say goodbye to the chick who you locked in your basement, impregnated, and tried to murder....

Oliver Thredson: There are pieces of her scattered from Plymouth to Springfield...But you know what, Lana? We'll always have Paris.

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Big Tits Always Win

1) Nothing beats a raw abundance of natural resources; not intelligence, not sophistication; not will-to-win; not experience.

2) Men will always choose base sensuality over other character traits.

3) In improtu beauty contests - as might be conducted at nifht club or bar - only women with larger than average breasts have a serious chance at winning.

Distracted by the conviction that Northerners were awkward city boys the Confederacy forgot that the Umion had more men, more steel and more gunpowder; and that big tits always win.

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why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.

*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.

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always and forever bby boo

means together forever no matter what.
zacharyy i love you soooooo much

: )<3xoxoxo
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ZRB+TDD=LOVEEE

always and forever bby boo

" zachary out lover is always and forever bby boo<3"

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my forever her always

my forever her always is a phrase i have with one of my best friends. however, her phrase would be my always her forever. she is my forever and i am her always. this phrase was inspired by the term forever & always meaning FOREVER and ALWAYS if you know what i mean. we will forever be there for eachother in any time we will always support eachother.

my forever her always is our phrase.

I always take the train

Proper response for when someone says that you "missed the boat"

^ You missed the boat on that one, buddy
> Yeah, well, I always take the train, so suck it