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aol

an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.

America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.

by Phil January 27, 2005

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AOL

What my family thinks is a piece of gold but a piece of shit cuz you can't go on Google or yahoo owned sites. I can't check my fucking email on it or look some thing up on yahoo and google. It's a narcicist brat

"Dad can you unlock yahoo.com so I can check my email"
"Dad I need to get to the login page unlocked." Dad! I can't get to my inbox!" "Da-" just go on later I am tired of you whining! Go use one of your own browsers. God dammit" "But they aren't working. You know it takes exetremes to get me to use damn AOL" ( my interpertition of earlier conversation)

by 11jr11 July 19, 2011

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AOL

aka A-Slow-L: A pathetic excuse for an ISP, most commonly associated with high blood pressure, moodswings and broken fingers from punching computer screens. You can sign on and then walk around the block three times before the Home page loads. Impossible to remove from computer. When coupled with a high speed modem, causes exciting freeze-ups and browser crashes.

* sign on AOL *

3:00 Welcome

* screen turns white, hard drive runs and runs and runs *

3:09 You've Goodbye

by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

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AOL

AWWWWing out loud

'Tom proposed to Linda, on the Eiffel Tower AOL'

by Graceface February 9, 2013

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AOLing

The process of making something flashier or more flambouyant in appearance, while at the same time greatly reducing quality, function and control. Reducing the usefulness of something by automating in the most useless way possible to make it "easier."

XP, aside from the AOLing MS did to it, really is a decent OS

by Mook December 12, 2003

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AOLed

spending too much for something when it really sucks (usually an internet provider)

The stupid moron got AOLed when he bought AOL instead of much cheaper interntet.

Instead of buying the top quality steak for 20 dollars, he was AOLed and he bought rotten steak for 50 dollars

by Lewis June 6, 2003

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aol

a company that provides internet access too people for $24.00 a mmonth.

im going to get the over priced internet service, aol.

by evil lil shit May 26, 2006

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