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When your brother who is older than you sneaks behind you and sticks his dick into my ass
Luke: Stop Zack I don’t want a Zack Attack
Zack: I know you want some!
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when you've been typing for ages and you're fingers duff up and just mash the keyboard for relief
(typing) so i was walking down to bob's house and (fingers duff) sfjkscjvbkdskjcnbkisd ngfbn gjed gjodf oyujh d godfiogv ghntoei vngoerig ptgpb... whoa that was a serious mash attack!
The inner retardation of a person all comes out at once resulting in a retard attack.
Ermin just had a retard attack in class.
When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit
"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.
When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.
“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”
1. When a woman's breasts are a weapon.
2. A rack so fine, if could be deadly.
That girl hit me with the rack attack.
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a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.
"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident
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