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Madhuri: I got rear ended by a BMW last night...I was so drunk...
Aishwariya: Shit...are you okay?? Did you get a DUI?
Madhuri: Nah! I got an STD...by BMW I ment a Muslim stud!! not cars...
Aishwariya: That sucks!!!
Madhuri: I know....INDIA
Aishwariya: What?
Madhuri: INDIA...I'll never do it again!! (I.N.D.I.A.)
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An overpriced unreliable brand of car, designed by arrogant engineers who never fix their mistakes, sold by arrogant pricks who would whore out their own mothers for a $6 beer at a yuppie bar, bought by arrogant douchebags who can't afford them and drive like pussies, and serviced by mechanics who laugh all the way to the bank.
Also a brand of motorcycle favored by homosexuals.
From the German phrase, "Beissen Mein Wiener".
I just spent another $2000 getting my BMW fixed and the fucking "check engine" light is on again!
I rode my BMW two miles to Starbuck's so I could meet men for gay sex.
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big mexican woman. also that car thing.
what makes you happy? my BMW. yes BMW-big mexican woman. . . ON A STICK. *lol*
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BMW stands for BIG MEXICAN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woah that bmw was riding my dick hardcore last night. Dude that was my mom.
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Big Maine Woman: Overweight female resident of Maine. Usually a welfare recipient between the ages of 18-40 with a number of illegitimate children and numerous tatoos.
I was standing in line at the supermarket behind a BMW with four screaming medicaid waifs when she pulled out her fancy schmancy EBT card to pay for her twinkies and ice cream and showed off a new tramp stamp.
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Eat your mussels, you big money waste, love your sister, big monkey women, catch a chic, bitch magnet on wheels, and for the love of god, bite my weener. thanks it was funny! still i love to rat race my 633, Drive!
jimbo
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