Butt problems

Something bordering between diarrhea and constipation.

I’m having butt problems.

butt popper

Butt implant exploding while in tanning bed or under extreme heat.

Maria just left the tanning booth. She just had a butt popper! Look at her left butt cheek! Damn!!!

trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

Butt Gum

A pack of gum that you have stuck up your butt and left out for greedy friends that try to steal your gum.

Casey: "Hey Cody, are you just gunna let Hank steal your gum"

Cody: "Don't worry, that's my butt gum"

Casey: "Oh Nice"

lead butt

Slow, lazy sack of shit.

1. That dude is a big fat lead butt.

2. Your kid needs to get the lead out of his butt and move faster.

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butt fold

the part of the womans buttox where it creases at the bottom

Did you see jody's butt folds hanging out the bottom of thoes shorts.

silky butt

A silky butt is someone's butt that is so hairless, smooth, and perfect, you swear they must spin silk out of it at night.

"I've been going out with Angela for a few weeks now. She has such a silky butt !"