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A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn
Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot
A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty
That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,
Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.
Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.
Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.
Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.
person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.
When you love carrots very much and use them as dildos
Bishop shoved a carrot up his greasy butthole because he has a carrot fetish
Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
Have you heard about the new ginger guy...
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