Cosmic Brownie

When you shit on your partners back in a square shape. Then blow your frosting in the top and drag your sack until it’s blended in to a chocolate colored cream. Then add sprinkles on top.

I was fucking sherry while watching the football draft it accidentally slipped in her ass so I had her suck it off to try to get the piece of corn out of the top of my dick. She asked if that was just in my ass. So I got the Instant urge to shit so I rolled her over and shit on her back in a cosmic brownie and continued fucking.

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dunking the cosmic donut

A sexual position referenced in by Wendy the Android in the TV show Dark Matter. It is likely a move that relies on the contortion ability of a sex android, whereby the android would backbend into a complete circle while allowing the partner to insert themselves as they are standing or laying intercepted to the formed circle.

Hi Wendy, I would like to try dunking the cosmic donut when you aren't preparing meals on the ship.

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Cosmic Test Server

A overpowerd copy of the big factions server "CosmicPVP"

9yr olds dwell here bewere

I saw someone being salty for dying in a 1v1 on a cosmic test server

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Great Cosmic Negro

The Great Cosmic Negro (GCN) is the black version of "The Man". While "The Man" is responsible for holding down and oppressing minorities, the GCN is responsible for the oppression of white people. He usually operated through liberal guilt, the "race card" or just bad luck.

I applied for the job but didn't get it because of some affirmative action clause. Looks like the Great Cosmic Negro is trying to keep me down.

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Cosmic Space Fish

Odd looking, pink, fish that were in the movie Muppets From Space...
*and they really like tea for some reason...*

Let the Cosmic Space Fish be with you!

Cosmic Forklift

(N) Cos-mic For-k-lif-t

A dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.

Consignment: Ay 1010101011011 did you play COD4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat Cosmic Forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well fuck that.

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Cosmic Sweater

you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.

i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.

nice man.

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