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A sexual predator, typically one with pedophiliac tendencies. Gender is no discrimination with a "cougar," as they will take either. A cougar is usually emo and full of hate for the world.
Oh man, did you hear about that cougar who raped that 14 year old girl last week? I hope he goes to jail! He is like 25 and still lives with his parents!
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A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
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A piece of feces so big and hard that it requires multiple flushes before it thinks about going down. And yes, it does think. Saying a cougar "has teeth" can be interpreted to mean it's particularly big, tough, or nasty looking.
John looked in the toilet and exclaimed, "That cougar's got teeth! Better watch it doesn't eat ya!"
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A female who appears to favor younger, less refined wines over older vintages that are more deeply flavored and richer to experience -- and consequently more expensive. WCs are primarily found in urban areas, frequent gyms and bars, and claim they don't mind paying for their own drinks, dammit.
Uh-oh. Here comes another wine cougar. Best break out a box of White Zinfandel.
A female of non-Asian descent who is predominantly attracted to much younger Asian males. A cougar is a woman over 40 and hunts for open-minded hot, younger (under 30) men. She enjoys the energy of younger men and their sexual company and prefers not to settle down. A Rice Cougar is not a racist, but is attracted to the exotic appeal of Asian and Asian-American men. See also MILF and rice queen
Roxanne: "Is Juliet still dating Daisuke?"
Winnie: "You know she's a rice cougar! Daisuke was two weeks ago. I saw her with a Chinese guy named Tengfei last night at the bar."
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Your Cougar Index is a cummulative score calculated by taking the age difference between your cougar and your self, then multiplied by the number of times that you have nailed them.
This week Pierre's Cougar Index was 106, he nailed the 45 year old 4 times, the 47 year old 3 times and the 50 year old twice! For a 35 year old, he sure does get lucky a lot.
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Someone who has few friends his/her own age and prefers to spend time with younger people. This is most common in highschool when a senior/junior is frequently befriending underclassmen.
Hey Chuck! My friend is throwing a party this friday, you should come!
No, Mitch I dont want to go to an 8th Grade party. Your a senior, stop being a friend cougar.
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