Block Delete Kill

When you are so fiercely aggravated by invites to stupid fucking groups or profiles, you want to follow the simple pattern of blocking someone so you receive no more invites, deleting them so you never have to see them online again and finally, killing them so they cease to burden you with their dirty existence any longer.

Can also relate to spammers on messaging clients.

#1

Kel: Damnit man, that cunt is spamming me with stupid Facebook group links!
Tom: BDK her NOW!
Kel: BDK?
Tom: Block Delete Kill.

#2

Idiot Girl: hi hw r u mi bowser bar is liek VANISHED OMG wher did it go can u find it 4 me pls x x
Jack: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I'MMA BDK YO ASS SO HARD BITCH

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Beat and delete

The name of a song created by a well know man called Prosper, his song is all about dropping your skeng and instead shagging fat malts and leaving them. He also talks about how good Nando’s is (probably enjoys the extra hot butterfly chicken).
Since beat and delete was released, knife crime in south east England has dropped by 99.9%. However, teenage pregnancy’s have risen by 500%. If it wasn’t for fortnite protecting all the little virgins in the world from having sex, scientists have predicted that teenage pregnancies could have risen by 69420%.

Jamal- hey, do you want to go shank some yutes
Prosper- nah cuz I would rather beat my meat, jeet and skeet

Jamal- that sounds like a great idea! Let’s beat and delete together

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Recommend for deletion button

A necessary evil on this site....

Ditto

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Long Story Deleted

Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.

My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.

control alt delete

a computer term associated with slow computers as a reset system, slang: used as a phrase meaning undo, clear or erase.

"It was so embarrassing I wish I could just control alt delete the entire day!"

"If only the brain worked like a computer, I need to control alt delete two girls one cup from my memory!"

"I did NOT need to know that! oh GOD! control alt delete! control alt delete!"

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delete your account

A way of saying "kill yourself" without getting arrested.

"You disagree with me? Delete your account! With a gun. In your mouth."

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Control alt delete

What you say when you want to close an unwellcome and unpleasant vision in your head; for example, when your parents talk about sex.

Mom! Seriously! Control alt delete!

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