Dry Party

A party with no alcohol

Dude #1: Hey Dude, did you enjoy that Dry Party yesterday?
Dude #2: Yeah, I could actually drive home without a hangover.

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Dry drown

Verb, 1.
The suffocation of somebody by the obstruction or congestion of the lungs by torrents that do not entirely envelope the person.

Especially—when directly causing death or injury.

Verb, 2.
The failure or defeat of a person by something which, though typically associated with the manner of failure it wreaks, is to moderate in its immensity, numerosity, or importance for the failure or defeat on the person's part to be appropriate.

Usually—used to be humorous, or, in less common cases, derogatory

1. "Water was hose-sprayed in his face for about thirty minutes while fettered, nearly killing him. He dry drowned and had to stay in the hospital for some time. I hope he will be okay."

2. "He was playing chess with somebody eight hundred ELO points below him. He thought he was going to win, obviously; but due to his cockiness she was able to dry drown him.

Dry Bagger

A male that’s a daily marathon wanker. Masturbates feverishly, multiple times a day to the point of unloading every drop of available nut and leaving an aching dry bag. May result in a glistening bead.

Very common amongst horny teens, homebound workers during the Covid crisis and the porn addicted.

My old roommate was a dry bagger. He would wank about a dozen times a day to ladyboy porn then bitch about his ballsack aching.

dry beef

In Italian-American communities in Chicagoland, a “dry beef” is when a person informs law enforcement (usually the FBI) about the criminal activities of an associate without formally cooperating with the government or testifying in open court against the associate. Dry beefs are often strategic, as they allow snitches facilitate the incarceration of their competitors, which then provides them with the opportunity to ratchet-up their own illicit rackets.

Dago #1:”There’s a lotta bad news goin’ ‘round about our friend who lives out west, there. You know who I mean? They’re sayin’ he’s a snitch.”

Dago #2: “Yeah, buddy. I know. That’s a dry beef, there. Did you tell our friend out east?”

Dry Philadelphia

When a woman covers her butthole in crumbled up saltine crackers making her ass dry and the man bangs her anus from behind while his penis is covered in cheese whiz.

I really wanted a cheesesteak so I just gave her a dry philadelphia instead.

Dry shopping

When online shopping and not actually buying anything just adding to your cart.

I added 5 Apple watches to my cart, I love dry shopping.

Dry Breeze

It means your doing a perfunctory task that is drying you out.

Man this David Attenborough documentary is dry breeze.