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The ill effects of too much "Conway Style" sex with Sheep in NZ
It is when someone (perhaps a Conway) has had intercourse with a sheep so much during their lifetime, that at some point when they expect the money shot all they hear is "puuuh".. hence it's gone dry - the dry horror!!
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This neat adventure game that came out in early 1990, created by David P. Gray. I used to play that shit when I was little. It was followed by "Hugo Whodunit?" and "Jungle of Doom." And then he made "Nitemare-3D," the 3d shooter which stared Hugo. Fun stuff!
"You've never played 'Hugo's House of Horrors'?!?! No fucking way! That game rules nuts!!!"
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When you fuck a girl while she's on her period and your dick looks all bloody.
That was so good baby, check out my horror movie dick.
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when you are at the movies watching a horror movie with your girlfriend and she is giving you a handjob as someone screams and she squeezes and tugs your penis and you scream like a bitch
davie: why is he holding his crotch
susie: his girlfriend gave him a horror movie handjob
davie: oooooohh thats suck i woulda beat that hoes ass
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1. The strangest and by far most astounding musical ever seen. Featuring transvestites, transexuals, homosexuals, crazy old men and adultery.....
2. And expression defining your home life
3. a name for when a male dog humps another male dog
1. I went to see that Rocky horror show, it's so weird....
2. My life is like a fucking rocky horror show
3. I walked in on my dog rocky horror showing... It needs therapy....
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A look that occurs when a man/woman misread the situation like an idiot whilst attempting to flirt.
Coined by comedian, writer and columnist Charlie Brooker in his book (a compilation of his columns) 'The Hell of it all'.
"Haha! You make me laugh!"
"*leans in to kiss*"
"*The sudden look of horror.* I'm married!"
The Curse of the Squidgy Gun
A Horror Story
by H uman
Whilst investigating the death of a local nurse, a brave swordsman called Elizabeth Barker uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy gun circulating throughout Kent. As soon as anyone uses the gun, he or she has exactly 80 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a solid tortoise to touch.
Elizabeth gets hold of the gun, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse, an old newspaper headline about a golfing accident, a hooded aardvark ranting about ankles and a drinking well located in a grand place.
When Elizabeth notices her thighs have tortoise-like properties, she realises that the curse of the squidgy gun is true and calls in her granddaughter, a police officer called Mavis McCallister, to help.
Mavis examines the gun and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Elizabeth and Mavis pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded aardvark. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
Thank you for reading my horror story example