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An imaginary creature that is fabled to exist in big built rigs and be not only exceptionally attractive, but also inifintely cooler than other girls. Legend holds that these girls are low maintenance, and don't mind at all the time that their men spend working on their Jeeps.
Rare exceptions to this legend do in fact exist in the real world, usually found riding as passengers in built Jeeps for short periods of time, until which time they realize that they are in fact in a vehicle without normal creature comforts.
Dude... I saw this Hot Jeep Chick in a CJ rolling on 38"s
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A mid-sized SUV introduced by Jeep in 1993 to compete against Ford's Explorer, and Motor Trend's "Truck of the Year" for 1993. Larger than the Cherokee, the Grand Cherokee is undeniably Jeep, with the brand's distinguishing angular and oversized wheel wells, seven-slot grill, and all-around angular styling. Models from 1993-1998 are known as ZJs, 1999-2004 are WJs, and the latest models, introduced in 2005, are known as WKs. Grand Cherokees have historically been overpowered, starting with the Chrysler 318 V8 in the 1993 model. In 1998, Jeep introduced the Grand Cherokee 5.9, named after the 5.9 liter Chrysler 360 engine they offered as an option. This special-edition Grand Cherokee was marketed as the world's fastest SUV, storming from 0-60 mph in 6.1 seconds, a remarkable feet for an SUV at the time. Jeep looks to be continuing that trend into 2006 with the Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT-8, powered by a 6.1 liter HEMI engine that propels the vehicle to 60 mph in "less than 5 seconds."
The Jeep Grand Cherokee is an extremely capable off-road performer when properly equipped, with enough road-manners to make it suitable as a main vehicle in any household. It's distinctive styling has made it a good seller for the Jeep brand and a well-respected SUV to boot. It's powerful engine options ensure that you'll be able to put any ricer in their place
*Note "SUV" was used in place for Grand Cherokees merely as a convenience and for the sake of simply conveying the intended message. See example.
My Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep.
Your Jeep Grand Cherokee is far more capable and attractive than my Toyota 4Runner.
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Someone who wears purple shirts all the time, and who may be a little overweight.
Look at her-She looks like a purple jeep!
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Dying in a horrific mess of steel, fire, and NyQuil. Usually used to indicate unfavorable circumstances or complete failure at a task.
Brochacho, will you help me study for my math exam? I'm really worried that I will flip my jeep.
Awesome SUV from the 80s, and it's featured in about every road trip in every movie. Oh, and it has wood on the sides. Seats about the same as the couch in your living room.
Dude I love the Jeep Grand Wagoneer, it looks so cool!
The act of becoming semi-famous at a Community College in rural Arkansas by climbing to the top of the Campus Police Jeep and taking pictures of yourself to show the level of control they have on the campus.
Tyler: "Dude, I wanna do something to make us famous around here...this is God's Country"
Andrew: "Look Tyler, its the po-po! Let's attempt the fabled UACCM Jeep Stand!!!"
Tyler: "I'm going for it, take my picture dude!"
Andrew: "Hell yea! Hoody-Hoooo!"
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1.A Peice of Crap
2.Gets you from point A to point B....and thats it! You can't make it to C!
"that 1988 jeep cherokee is junky!"
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