locked for gay

A term used by mods at TalkPark.net for stupid threads. Primarily restricted to the spam boards. Also known and commonly abbreviated as "l4g".

An example of a thread that would get L4G:

Title: MY SUPER FAVORITE ANIMAL!!
Content: IS A TURTLE :D

Mod response: LOCKED FOR GAY.

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Yata-lock

In the card game Yu-Gi-Oh, a now-defunct strategy utilizing cards to deplete the opponent's hand and destroy their cards on their side of the field, then use a card named Yatagarasu to attack them, using its effect to prevent the opponent from drawing cards until they are dead. Proved to be overpowering, until Yatagarasu was banned in the Advanced format.

God, I hate Yata-lock decks. Everyone ran them. Thank god for the ban, else they would've killed the game.

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Meat Lock

When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.

Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.

Lock&Key

Two People With a Strong Bond . Their Relationship Is a Lock & No Key Can Break It. They Are The Only Ones Who Have The Key.

" You Guys Are Really Close, Huh ?"
" Of Course! That's My Lock&Key "

locked mode

The stupid ass mode that Google made for Google Forms, where you cannot access anything on the computer while you are taking the quiz. Not even applications.

Little Johney: This fucking locked mode bullshit is motherfucking bullshit!! I can't even change the music I'm playing because it's so stupid.

joint lock

Noun: A type of martial arts technique, used to extend or twist a joint beyond its range of motion, possibly breaking it. They are also sometimes used to manipulate an opponent's movement. Sometimes called a 'submission hold', or just 'submission'.

"The guy tried to touch my woman so I put his arm in a joint lock and told him what's what."

bowel-locked

To fail to perform well due to tightness, or nervousness under pressure and tension.

Man, the Raiders appear totally bowel-locked at this point of the season!