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A toymaking genius. Marx started his career in the Army during WWI, then left the military to make the world's best toys. From the early 30's to the mid 70's, Marx cranked out model trains, windup animals, and plastic dinosaurs ad infinitum.
His most famous quote is, "There is no reason for even the cheapest toys to be of poor quality."
The world needs another man like him.
My brand new $500 Lionel locomotive broke after a month, but my 50 year old Marx still runs perfectly.
When making out with a female, you pull her on top of you, reach into her pants, grab her ass, and slowly but steadily swoop for the vagina. note: when reaching into her pants only reach into her backside or it will defeat the whole purpose.
I almost didn't seal the deal but then I did the "Louis Swoop" and she went crazy. Louis Swoop
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE TO EVER SET FOOT ON THIS FUCKING PLANET. THIS MAN IS SO PRETTY I CANT EVEN I MEAN HE COULD LITERALLY CUT MEH WITH HIS PERFECT JAWLINE AND I'D SAY THANK YOU HELL HE COULD RUN MEH OVER AND I'D SAY DO IT AGAIN LIKE THIS MAN IS SO RIDICULOUSLY PERFECT TOTHE POINT WHERE IM NOT EVEN SURE IF HE IS REAL.
me: DGUREGUHER have you seen what Louis Partridge just posted
friend: umm whos Louis Partridge
me: *smacks a bish*
Hottest hot of them all. Super sexy and will be my next husband
Hey look it’s lydia Mallory’s husband LOUIS PARTRIDGE
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He’s a gorgeous man who started in Enola Holmes and skates, plays piano, and is very athletic. People wish they were either him or with him
Woah, is that Louis Partridge? He’s so gorgeous!
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Louis Cult is centered around Louis Shap. It started after he appeared in a Eboys video. His mum is great (I'm not asking you, I'm telling you).
Person 1: "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you"
Person 2: Louis Cult RISE!!
Person 1: YES
Person 3: Louis Tomlinson?
Person 1 and 2: NO!!!
the literal sun and light of the world.
louis tomlinson doesn’t need a fookin example you fookin loosah
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