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principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
29 students went to math class...Only 2 came back...But with extra homework.
M: mental, A: abuse, T: towards H: humans. This is what math is. (i told my math teacher this she thought it was funny)
"John can you please tell me what math is. Shure metal abuse towards humans
The only subject in school which uses more letters than English does.
Teacher: Bob, what does 'gf 'equal in the mathematical equation 'x>ym>0+t/a-g+f=15'?
Bob: .... non existent?
The worst school subject existing in the Earth phase. It was made for nothing.
Teachers say it serves a lot in the future but that in the future will kill you with headaches.
Teacher: You have to study for the math test!
Student: For what? I don't need math to live my life, i have a calculator on my phone.