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when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.
"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."
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1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.
2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.
Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.
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you should try and keep away from a slippy seal if you call him gay he will look at you until you give him slime. just he is not very nice to be around so try stay away from it
Slippy Seal
If you mean a slippy seal just run away he will try and hug you and stair at you until he gets slime.he likes eating and if you say gay to him he will flip out and try to hump until you say sorry just try not to meet a slippy seal
bro get away you slippy seal
A toy
Oh thanks for getting me a squishy seal
A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!
I great warrior (me)
Shade slaying is dangerous -_-
Seal Shadeslayer is a great warrior who has passed their power for generations