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The mans fluid he releases while ejaculating
i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star
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(noun) another name for the male sex organ, the penis.
I ploughed his ass with my heat-seeking meat missile. There was cum everywhere.
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When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.
Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.
"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"
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i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.
to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
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Quality people of integrity will always find other quality people of integrity and vice versa
(Water seeks its own level) -Birds of a feather flocks together!
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Hide and Seek: Anne Frank edition is played by three people: Two SS Officers (Seeker) and one hider (Anne Frank). The hider has to avoid getting spotted by the two SS Officers. If Anne Frank gets caught, you need to take a shower. After the player who played Anne Frank took a shower, one of the SS Officers changes the role to Anne Frank and the previous Anne Frank player plays as SS Officer now.
An example of Hide and Seek: Anne Frank edition:
SS Officer 1: There you are you little girl!
SS Officer 2: Off to the shower with you!
Anne Frank: *takes a shower*
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