When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.
My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?
This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.
Hey babe, do you have time to do the naked tango with me tonight?
A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.
Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.
"I've lost my galleon, who could've done this?"
"must have been the work of a certain Alan Tango"
When you match the flow and rhythm of a boss battle in a video game
My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.
Shitting in your hand and having a wank while operating heavy machinery.
"Man you think your a crook cunt i saw kev out on the mud farm giving himself the nanango tango the other day"
When a CS:GO player takes too long to rotate and defuse the bomb, causing baits or the round to be lost.
Simon: Oh where is jack?
*Jack is still at long doors 30 seconds after the plant*
Dan: Looks like he is pulling a tango.