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an organizational tool that keeps cords and cables in order; also slang for the female genitalia of robots or other forms of artificial intelligence.
In order to keep their headphones from getting tangled, they wrapped them in a tech taco; as the popularity of sex robots rises so will penis injuries from unprotected sex with tech tacos.
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a school where the “smart kids” end up becoming stoners and having no friends. the rotc kids drag people down to the basement and rape them with their stupid little pins. mr lopez sticks his dicks in everyone’s ear until they put their fucking id on. with lane kids it’s either suck dick or get your dick sucked
lane tech -
rotc kid: come down here faggot
retarded religious lane kid: no i’m saving my virginity until marriage
mr lopez: i want you to look at me while i fuck you to make sure you’re picture matches your face
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A black hole for all things good in nature. It consumes all things good. Students consume large quantities of beer and liquor to help cope with the daily onslaught of anal reemage from the faculty and staff. Is also notorious for having hidious members of the female sex.
John entered Georgia Tech with a 1510 on his sat and a 4.0 GPA but graduated with a 2.3 and a drinking problem.
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A service offered by companies unable to create products that work consistently and/or at all. Most often available via telephone, this service involves one or more employees asking for all of your information short of your fucking eye color, after which, said one or more employees will offer vague, unhelpful suggestions that can already be found in your appliance's manual. If none of said vague, unhelpful suggestions result in an unlikely success, employees will lamely request you attempt to turn off, and turn back on said appliance, after which said employee will A: Disconnect your call or B: Transfer you to an equally unhelpful department.
Tech support: Hello, this is 1-800-WEREUSELESS, how may we be of assistance to you?
Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.
Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?
Dave: Sure, go ahead.
Tech support: Age?
Dave: 43.
Tech support: Name?
Dave: Dave.
Tech support: Account number and password?
Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?
Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?
Dave: What?
Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.
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I just want to point one thing out here. UVA and VT are completly different schools. If you want a law degree or business degree, you go to UVA. However they cant even touch Virgina Tech's Engineering and Science programs. Both schools are commpletely respectable institutions of learning, but for different areas of study. The demographics are different, with UVA being more preppy and upper class, and VT students having a more casual demeanor and coming from middle class backgrounds. There are rednecks at VT, but most dont make it past freshman year.
Oh, and no one really cares about the Citadel/Virginia Tech rivalry.
Now lets stop this rediculous rivalry and stop comparing apples to oranges.
~I want to major in electrical engineering with a minor in mathematics, so i think i will go to Virginia Tech.
~Thats cool, i want to major in business manegment and become an entrepreneur so i will go to UVA.
~Awesome, i respect your decision because we have different tastes in education.
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Tech death is a term used to describe bands in the subgenre death metal. As death metal bands began further exploring the genre, they experimented with a variety of song structures, tempos, and playing techniques from other genres to create music that changed the style. As a result of such experimentation, such as the works of Cynic and Cryptopsy, the subform of tech death established itself as a complex and varied musical style.
A few notable tech death bands include:
Beneath the massacre
Cephalic carnage
Decapitated
Necrophagist
Nile
Origin
Suffocation
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