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When you think your life can't get any worse... then you look at your friends eyebrows and realise.. life ain't too shabby after all 😂😂😂 #mealsbrows
Hey man my life is a mess
As bad as meals brows??
Hell no bro
To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.
Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.
Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.
Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.
a term used to describe an amount of leftover food left on ones plate, usually a women, who wants to look skinny by not eating everything on her plate.
Carol left some meal skrims on her plate on thanksgiving so others will ask why shes done and carol will answer with an "i'm full" when shes really not.
Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.
Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?
Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.
Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
To describe an act, place, or thing that is absalutely awsome.
"Dude thats a fuckin grande meal"
cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.
"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"
He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.