This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
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To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with
I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet
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The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.
There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.
A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.
I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.
When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.
“The sex was great but I had to piss so bad so I pulled out and gave her a dirty bidet!”