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Toobin'

verb:

The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.

adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.

Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.

Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.

verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."

by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024


Toobin

Getting caught masturbating on webcam

Jeffery was toobin On a zoom call

by Tackleberry October 21, 2020


Toobin

The act of accidentally masturbating in front of work colleagues on a Zoom call.

Jeffery was fired when he got caught Toobin during the weekly zoom meeting.

by ArchiePunker October 20, 2020


toobin

Spanking your monkey on a ZOOM call and thinking Mute turned your camera off.

Guy was Toobin during the staff meeting.

by illybay721 October 20, 2020


Toobin

Jackin
Fappin

The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah

by 212person October 19, 2020


Toobin

Jackin
Fappin

The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah

by 212person October 19, 2020


Toobin'

The act of taking one's dick out and jacking off furiously during video meatings

Jeffrey got fired for toobin' and gloopin' at today's staff meeting

by Sickdickey October 19, 2020