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The unbridled action of masturbating during a zoom meeting, often done with co workers.
The meeting was taking way too long, so I started toobin.
When you “accidentally” expose your junk on a zoom call
I’m gonna be toobin during my zoom meeting this afternoon
Getting caught playing with yourself on a Zoom call.
Dude, did you hear Jeff got caught Toobin on Zoom last night?
Masturbating. Named for Jeffrey Toobin, a New Yorker writer suspended in 2020 for masturbating during an online staff meeting, unaware that his laptop camera was turned on.
I caught my husband looking at porn pix and toobin'.
Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.
"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."
verb:
The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.
adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.
Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.
Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.
verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."
Getting caught masturbating on webcam
Jeffery was toobin On a zoom call