sweat the bed

when, upon waking, one finds one's self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature while sleeping.

I swear it was 100 degrees in my room last night; when I woke up I had sweat the bed.

Mike got so drunk last night that he thought he pissed himself, but he had just sweat the bed.

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Microwave Bed

A Microwave Bed is the latest in electronic sleep-intensifying appliances.

If you are a very busy person, a Micowave Bed is an essentlial piece of equipment. If you are working two jobs for instance, then using a Microwave Bed means that you can set the timer so that you can have 8 hours sleep in only half-an-hour! If you clock the BIOS, it is entirely possible that you could wake up, anything up to 2 hours before you actually went to bed and still feel refreshed!

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bed surfer

A semi homeless person that sleeps with people for a place to stay and someone to mooch on for a few weeks until being kicked out and moving to the next person.

Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.

This girl was a from out of state, a bed surfer, who'd been "staying with a friend" till he kicked her out, now she was looking for someone with drugs and a place to stay. She got a little work every now and then, I'm sure some of it was in the back seat of a car.

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partial bedding

When you bed a girl but she doesn't stay the night.

Tor: "Wow you guys watched TWO movies back to back. I hope you got some kissy kissy time in"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"

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namaste in bed

Na-mah-stay-in-bed

(No-me-stay-in-bed)
Jamaican phrase used to decline an invitation.

Girl: Wanna go to the movies?
Guy: Namaste in bed.

Girl: Kk next time.

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nake-bed

an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.

note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"

ehhh, shes not hot but shes at least nake-bed

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Bunk Bed

A place where no one will ever have sex.

Girl 1: I really wanted to have sex with him but when i saw his bunk bed I went home.

Girl 2: Yea the same thing happened to me too but i just made him get rid of the top bunk, so it was just a normal bed.

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