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Almond Milk

sent in separate letters but said out loud normally , this is a code word for someone who blabs to get what they want and is sneakier than a sea snake. They lie and spread shit about people to make them seem better than anyone else.

For example H, you’re such an almond milk compared to all the Ninjas out there. (Ninjas are what Anne-Marie calls her fans)

by SnakeyNinjas666 March 28, 2018


almond milk

The milk made from almonds'.

Person A: If almond milk is made from almonds', then do they milk the almond to get the milk
Person B: Sorry, what?
Person A: Do you milk almonds for the milk?
Person A: Like, you get normal milk from milking cows, then it makes logically sense if you milk an almond for the milk
Person B:Well, you make a good point but please shut the fuck up.

by Wojciech_Kowalczyk March 30, 2023


Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*

by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 5, 2021


Almond Rocks

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Socks

Geeezer, Your trouble and strife has Bristols like Almond Rocks

by The Milk Man Cometh September 11, 2024


Almond Sauce

When you shit in a bowl of peanut butter and mix it up.

God damn, was Jerry so stoned that he had to make almond sauce?

by TheRealSpenceMan January 8, 2019


almond rest

Another name for a person's chin. It's the place to rest one's almonds (nuts) while being fellated.

Dude, check out her almond rest. Looks comfy.

by habs10 May 6, 2010


almond milk evaporator

Someone or something which evaporates almond milk - typically a wave of light or radiaton.

My 732 gallons of almond milk stored at the coordinates 31.29492, -116.45114 has been evaporated by the *almond milk evaporator* I shall now seek revenge by bombing Michigan.

by youCantOutAlmondTheHut August 5, 2022