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When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.
Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"
2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
When you put Prego sauce on your dick then put noodles in her mouth then she sucks your dick off the best part about it is your nuts are the meatballs.
Hay look I went to Italy yesterday and I got a spaghetti blowjob
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Blowjob alley refers to the back row of a movie theater out of sight, out of sound, perfect for giving and receiving head from significant other.
“Hey Colin I saw you at Toy Story 4 last night sitting up in blowjob alley”
“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”
When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You chase after her confused and waddling.
That John only offered me 5 dollar... so I gave the cheap bastard a penguin blowjob!
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A man or woman with ears that stick out enough to make a nice handle to hold on to while getting a blowjob.
Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.
Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.
I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome
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When a sexy bitch slams your bedroom door open, and then blows, licks, or sucks on your sweet sweet area until happiness and butterflies take over the orgasm
*sexy bitch comes in*
"Blowjob NOW"
"YOUR DAMN RIGHT BABY"
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