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Fucking Cocksucking Cock!

What Peter said when he fell down the stairs the third time

Fuck! Fuck! Goddamn it! Fucking cocksucking cock!

by I eat swag for breakfast October 3, 2017

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The clap dick cocksucker

The clap dick cocksucker is when she eatin the dick and your friend walks in and slaps his dick on her face.

You know those two over there, yeah apparently when they did the clap dick cocksucker he slapped his gf so hard that she got a dick mark on her face

by Jakeob April 25, 2018


Cocksucker's Coffee Club

A group of sycophantic individuals who habitually take their coffe-break, tea-break or smoko in or around the environs of their bosses office in the hope of gaining favour. Composed exclusively of brown nosers, usually smug.

"Jeez, have you seen that bunch of arse-lickers supping tea in the gaffer's office?"

"Yeah, looks like there's a regular Cocksucker's Coffee Club going on there...."

by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020


Canadian Cocksucking Championships

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.

Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.

by gavint November 15, 2012

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San Fransisco Cocksucker

1. Also known as a San Fran, a person who acts like an asshole for no reason at all

2. Someone who does something extremely irrational

1. Let me inside the club you Sanfransico Cocksucker

2. What do you mean you arent going to drive me to the game? Quit being a San Fransisco Cocksucker.

by MrBrownstone June 22, 2005

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stfu you cocksucker

General insult towards a single person who cannot stop talking. eg. "H2Haxor, im sick of your shit. STFU YOU COCKSUCKER OR ILL BAN YOUR ASS!"

ffs, stfu you cocksucker, im sick of your shit.

by Epheral July 15, 2006

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runner, runner...cocksucker!

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

by ck64 March 21, 2011

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