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A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.
See also: Pythonesque comedy.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Llamas are larger than frogs.
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Look out, there are llamas!
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
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Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.
Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.
"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.
Someone who is so worthless they don't deserve to live. No one likes them and wishes they were dead.
"WOW Christian Wright is a COMPLETE waste of Life"
"His life must really suck"
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Human: You're a complete fucking moron for thinking that.
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No two orange halves fit together except the two you cut. Hence 'you complete my orange' not my heart because half my heart isn't actually missing.
"You complete my orange maggie"
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Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.
"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"
"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"
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When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
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