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Greenwich, ct

A shitt-hole where the preppy white kids live off of their parents money. The people who live there consider themselves better than others because they can afford retarded suede shoes from Marc Jacobs. Children are left with nannies while their parents get drunk and fuck at some country club. Yes, people there may have big houses and pretty-ful cars, but they give horrible tips to the Mexicans who work for them. Greenwich, CT, a place where you may get arrested for sagging.

-"Hey, where'd you go over the weekend?"
-"Augh. Some fucked up place with swarming white people."

-"Oh fuck. Are you talking about Greenwich, ct?"
-.____. "Sadly, yes."

by xangelwingsx February 17, 2011

79πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Manchester, CT

A great town in Central Connecticut that has everything: A mall, movie theater, bowling alley, plenty of shopsand restaurants, outdoor parks, etc. Plus, it is about 98 miles from Boston and is near Lake Compounce.

Manchester, CT is the place to be!

by filmguy619 December 3, 2010

30πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Monroe, CT

A town full of small minded and materialistic people who care more about football than they do a box of abandoned kittens on the side of the road. Burn this town, except for the few awesome mother fuckers who hate football and love kittens.

WOLFGANG KILL THEM ALL IN MONROE, CT

by SQUIDSQUIDOCTOOCTO March 22, 2011

30πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Darien Ct

Darien is one of the richest towns in America and everyone who lives here lives in a bubble. The town is 99.99% WASP White Anglo Saxon Protestant. Everyone looks the same and dresses the same, drives the same cars and live in million dollar mansions, and they turn their noses up at people from the neighboring towns of Stamford, Norwalk, Bridgeport etc. it’s a bubble, only 30 mins from the hood of Bridgeport.

Boring, elitist and full of snobs

Darien ct, WASPiest town in America

by Lilpaws April 10, 2018

17πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Watertown, CT

A suburb of Waterbury, CT, Watertown was formed in 1780 and is situated 2.5 hours from New York City, Boston and Providence.

Watertown, part of the Connecticut's woodsy Litchfield County. Watertown is home to Black Rock State Park, The Taft School, Veteran's Memorial Park, The Watertown Golf Club and Crestbrook Public Golf Course.

Watertown is comprised of middle to upper-middle class residents and is run by a Town Manager form of government. The town is inhabited mostly by caucasians, approximately 95%, many of whom come from strong Italian, French and British backgrounds. Recognizable sections of Watertown include Oakville, Mount Fair Farm, Neil Drive, Litchfield Road and The Green.

Watertown's historic district boasts homes from the early 1700s in various period styles, topped off by a Town Tall built in 1790.

Watertown, CT is a great place to raise a family.

by WTN1780 March 14, 2011

14πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Ansonia CT

A Rathole where every white person acts black, no one wants to live there, they never cancel school, and all the girls are tramps,

Dude 1"Yo, you wanna go to Ansonia CT"
Dude 2"Hell no dude, its filled with hipsters, theres like 11 cool kids, like Jake L. David H. Brandon S. Cameron W. and wed probably get jumped by white black people"

by SirChuckelsAlot January 1, 2011

16πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Derby, CT

In All American Valley part of Connecticut, very small city named after Derby, England. Derby has around 13,000 residents and it's only 5 square miles which makes it the smallest city in Connecticut by area. It is also known as "Dirty Derby" because of the White Trash and poor people that live in the city and the trash all over the city. It is very poor to CT standards. In recent decades more minorities have been moving in because of the expenses are cheaper in the city and the strong KKK presence in the CT Valley has died down. Most people from this area commute south to Bridgeport or north to Waterbury for work. There isn't much to do here everything is dirty and the people look it too. It takes about 15 seconds to drive through on CT route 8. Derby has a railroad station called Derby-Shelton of the Waterbury Branch of the MTA's of NYC New Haven Line.

Derby, CT

by InCT August 1, 2011

20πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž