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A talentless slut who sings pathetic pop songs. She is the epitome of all things evil and wrong. Her music is stupid and unoriginal. Her death would bring about celebration and joy. Her alter ego Hannah Montana is just as much as a whore as Miley, only blonde.
Teeny Bopper Disney-Lovin Bitch: OMGZ miley cyrus is teh shitz!!!111111
Normal Person: GOOD GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME! BURN IT BURN IT!
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A skanky little dingleberry who thinks shes a 'rockstar'. She is not pretty, talented or smart.
Average 10-year-old girl: Like, oh my gawsh, like, Miley Cyrus is, like, so, like, pretty and, like, talented
Average person: I need my shotgun. NOW
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A new way that Disney channel found to earn money.
What's the difference betwen a Miley Cyrus concert and a strip pub?
- In Miley's concert kids are alowed to go in.
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A braying donkey that resembles a rabid chipmunk.
Except less cute then you would expect, and horrendously self righteous.
Guy 1"Oh god, shes back"
*the Miley Cyrus brays*
Guy 2"SWEET JESUS COULD YOU MAKE IT SHUT UP FOR A SECOND?!"
Guy 1"Naw man, I wish I could, she just loves to hear herself"
Guy 2"...well she's the only one"
Guy 1"Hey. Hey man, Nobody's Perfect"
Guy 2".....ha.....clever"
See clip below for a good example
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5w57LVNkag&feature=related
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simply a whore that looks like a horse.
Wow, did you see her?
you mean Miley cyrus?
yeah!
yeah, i know. she's the whore that looks like a horse.
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The combination of severe schizofrenzia and a large piece of shit painted a sickly, whitish-greenish color. If encountered, it will cause painful anal pangs which occur every other hour for 3 weeks; prolonged exposure can cause fainting, stroke, heart attack, AIDS, or even death. Audio recordings of the Miley Cyrus have been captured, and are readily available on the Internet. Extreme caution is advised while listening to audio tapes, as they may cause eardrums to explode. However, under careful examination, several scientists discovered that the Miley Cyrus appears to be calling in more if its' kind, to complete the annhilation of the human race.
Not to be confused with the ugly pop singer.
John: Hey Joe, whatever happened to that new guy, Marty?
Joe: He was hiking up in the woods when he went missing. They say he encountered a Miley Cyrus. Damn thing ripped him limb from limb. Poor guy never stood a chance.
Kate: I love Miley Cyrus!
Jim: Fuck you!
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Just another Disney Channel Card board cutout With no talent or life ahead of her.
Walt disney would throw up if he were to see what Disney Channel has turned into! All of these horrible no-talent teeny boppers who think they can sing and act, It's just awful!!!
First off, Her dumb TV show doesnt even make sense. A "Double-life?" Who would possibly be able to even pull that off? I mean, what's the premise of it, even?
And she wears that retarded blond wig even when she's NOT acting! Its like she actually thinks she is two people...o.O...somebody call the counselor!!!
And her acting is A.W.F.U.L.!!!! All her little "jokes" during her TV show just make me want to throw something at the television set...I mean, the only funny part about anything she says is how hard shes trying to be funny, when clearly she isn't!!!!
Her Songs/Singing voice are almost as hideous as her clothing style....I mean, seriously, the only things she ever sings about is being dumped and her "double life". And she CANT sing!!! She sings by yelling, and straining her voice...People actually think shes famous for her TALENT??! Uhm. No. The only reason she's even heard about is because Her daddy used to be a big star!!! For about 2 seconds. Which is what will happen to her, hopefully. Then we won't have to see her big head and horrible lyrics plastered all over everything.
She calls herself a Rockstar!?!!?!?
WOW.
Anyone who could even MISTAKE her for ANY genre of rock, is obviously Deaf.
Try, crappy-voiced-teeny-bopper-pop-star-wanna-be-drama-queen WITH NO TALENT!!!
She doesn't even move around on stage!
She just stands there and yells and swings her big
ape head around...And she's mistaken if she thinks she can play guitar...HA. I've seen new-bord children with more talent then her!!!
She's brainwashed society, mainly the poor innocent souls of little girls aged 5-12, and possibly older, if they're tricked into thinking they're cool or something. She's made it so that self-concious little wannabe's think that the only way a girl can be pretty is if shes about a size 0, wears ugly clothes that don't match, and has big puffy ugly curly brown hair.
I don't even see why people think she's attractive!
HUGE head,
NOT shaped like a real person,
HUGE lips,
HUGE teeth,
Squinty eyes,
And a loud obnoxcious voice with an annoying fake
Country-girl accent.
BY THE WAY:
I am NOT a Jonas Brothers fan.
I despise Miley simply because she SUCKS.
And So do the Jonas Brothers,
And every other "Creation" Disney has crapped.
:)
Brain washed 11 year old #1: OMG did you see that over sized plaid scarf Miley cyrus was wearing at the TeenyBopper awards last night!?!?
Brain washed 11 year old #2: I sure did!! I made daddy drive me to the mall and I bought 4 JUST like it!!!
Brain washed 11 year old#3: Oh yeah?? Well I got those Knee-high hooker-cow girl boots she was wearing in episode 342!!!!
#1 and #2: LUCKY!!!!!
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