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Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating)

Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.

A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.

C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.

by spasmolytic October 15, 2011

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay

By saying this, you avoid conversations and absolutely destroys the other person.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay
Person 1: *explodes*

by noturmomthatsforsure April 5, 2018

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Da fuck nigga da fuck

A stupid phrase my sister and I keep saying cuz its funny as hell
Basically means what the fuck

"i just tried out this new hairstyle, it's a little different, do you like it?"

"Da fuck nigga da fuck"

by LAlalaBOmBa April 28, 2008

28πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


i wont not fuck you the fuck up

It’s a statement that you can say when people attack you for no reason and you want to take action but you don’t know how to exactly do. It’s been used from Lana Del Rey on Twitter when she was attacked by Azealia Banks for Kanye West stuff.

β€œYou’re a fat bitch”
β€œSay it to my face bitch. I wont not fuck you the fuck up”

by Mirinat October 14, 2018


I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer

When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary

Daimian I’m fucking the doom slayer

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer

by Legion the wrestler to become August 18, 2021

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one

"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

by faeyrfvebyi April 19, 2019

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž