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The theory that eating soup at lunch during school hours will get you cuffed
Everyone who had soup at lunch last week has a boyfriend by this week, the soup theory proved true
You're insightful if you notice it and think it's good.
You're a conspiracy theorist if you notice it and think it's bad.
Tucker Carlson is engaging in debunked conspiracy theories when he peddles the racist "replacement theory." The government is not using waves of immigrants to replace white Americans.
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The notion that someone can be so ugly they're cute.
She certainly isn't beautiful by society's standards, but through Pug Theory there is something strangely beautiful and graceful about her.
Dennison Theory is when someone who is suspected as being closeted as gay tries to cover up by asking out people they would have no chance with. This may include straight members of the same sex, Leabian/Gay people of the opposite sex, people in committed long-term relationships or people that are way to far out of their league.
“Wow, Lucy really gives off The Dennison Theory vibe.”
a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
When somone is in a relationship and one of them doesn’t like pepperoni on their pizza, so they give it to their partner who likes pepperoni.
Partner 1: “ugh I don’t like pepperoni on my pizza”
Partner 2: “give it to me.”
Random: “oh you guys fit into the pepperoni theory!”
If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.