Whats up with the whats up?

Whats up with me and you. When are you gonna let me get some.

Boy: Ayo, Whats up with the whats up?
Girl: Fuck outta here, I got a man. No Single Ladies shit.
Boy: ....Fraud.

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Dial-up Hook-up

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

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Up fuck your fuck up up

A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently

"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"

"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"

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ups

A person who is so dumb, you can't even describe them with the word downs. Worse then downs.

D00D, Shannen you have ups. You're so retarded.

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greased up and creased up

To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.

I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.

stock up and square up

To prepare for a fight (get gear, practice, etc.) then knock motherfuckers out

"Aye, new jack! You better stock up and square up if you really gon' fight Lil B."

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Put Up Or Shut Up!

Great EP released in 2006 by pop/punk band, All Time Low. The EP consists of the songs Coffee Shop Soundtrack, Break Out! Break Out!, The Girls a Straight Up Hustler, Jasey Rae, The Party Scene, Running from Lions, and Lullabies. It's a great EP.

Me: Put Up or Shut Up! is amazing. O_O

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