Pailma Island

The Largest of the islands viewable off the coast of Rosarito, Mexico.

Pailma Island is the largest and most southerly of the islands you can see from Baja Malibu.

Study Island

Study Island, The most annoying site on the internet.

Me: GOD I HATE FUCKING STUDY ISLAND!
Betty: Same... I hate it too.

Study Island

A crappy website used by teachers to torment students with a flawed answer system that makes your teeth grind. When using this, side effects are: suicidal thoughts, anger issues, and low self esteem

30 years in the future...
Son: DAD I LOVE STUDY ISLAND!
Dad: *starts having Vietnam flashbacks*
Also Dad: Y’know what son I’m gonna get some milk

James Island

An island near folly beach. A largely suburban area, with middle to upper class families. The younger residents party more than any normal place, and do way to many drugs. Everyone hooks up with everyone.

Kid 1: "Where's the party tonight?"
Kid 2: "I heard there was a keg on James Island.
Kid 1: Word.

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Parris Island

U.S. Marine Corps Recruit Depot-Eastern Recruiting Region.
Where Marines are made. Where males west of the Mississippi and all females go for Marine Corps boot camp.

"The only way I'm getting off Parris Island is leaving a Marine!"

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Island Fever

A psychological illness that usually affects poor people found in Hawaii and other islands.

Island Fever is the realization that you are stuck on which ever island you are living and not going anywhere.

Sure, you can take a plane to Asia, United States and Europe if you have the money to pay for it. Most beach bums do not have it so they are stuck on Oahu.

Sure you can take a plane to Maui, Lanai, etc... But getting the money (around $100 RT) is also a problem too. Besides, don't forget SSDI... Same Sh*t, Different Island.

People who live on mainlands have trouble understanding Island Fever because they can hop on a cheap bus or train and travel to many different countries. While people in Oahu are stuck on a rock the size of Chicago.

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island trees

island trees: the new jail that opened up that the teachers like to pretend is a school. When really, it's just a fail .

person:what school do you go to?
student: oh i go to the new jail cell that just opened called island trees.

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