When a large quantity of goon sluts chase you after you take their goon sacks.
Damn nigga run! Here come da goon parade! Hide dat mo fuckin goon nigga.
When you run your partner over naked with a car.
My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.
1. A redneck party, due to the fact that most of their parties are held in the front/back yard.
2. Any nonspecific group of lawnchairs, particularly during any event where one must bring their own seating.
1. I was at a real southern wedding last night, what a lawnchair parade!
2. Mardi Gras is one of the most common times for lawnchair parades.
A group of total assholes/dickheads parading around like little cunts.
Just put Mel Gibson and Paula Deen together. It would be a perfect dick parade of total bigots.
When a group of cars using the app Waze make successive turns on small side streets to avoid traffic on the main thoroughfare.
We followed the waze parade through Southie to avoid getting stuck in traffic on the highway.
Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.
I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.
When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.
This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!