When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up
Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word
My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.
A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"
Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn
someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.
Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.
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a word that boys use to cover up how big there pp is
i have a 9 inch shlong
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The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich
Me and mโalady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly