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An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
2 Bros that chuck discs all over God's green earth
The Swirly boys went to the course to chuck discs around
A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.
1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.
The topping of an asshole with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle, followed by the enthusiastic swirling of the tongue around the asshole eating every last drop and leaving the recipient fully satisfied.
My man came over and gave me the best bung hole swirly of my life!
The act of fucking your sister while dunking her head in the toilet.
Oh, you don’t want to vacation with them. That is, unless you’re into Alabama swirly’s…
This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie
(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.
Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."
Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"