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market weight

a description for a person, pet, or livestock, that has reached a weight that would make them worthy of taking to market.

Lori is a sturdy girl, but will reach market weight soon if she doesn't watch herself.

That dude is huge, definitely market weight.

by AK sparky May 19, 2008


myspace marketing

-noun or verb
the act of having all your top guy or girl friends post innocuous and suggestive comments leading those who are spyspacing you into believing that you are spaceplaying them.
The truth is never really known.

Rachel: Eric left a myspace marketing comment that sounds like we are dating!
Monica: Good, now spyspacers will think you are getting some action with a hottie!
Rachel: I am gonna spaceplay that guy who blew me off last Saturday.

by Sessa Bellz September 26, 2007


Northgate Market

A place where mexicans buy groceries and talk about life. White people are always seen out of place when they walk into Northgate because they butcher the Spanish language and always say "Gracias' in the most white way ever. You can also meet girls there and fight employees.

I'm going to Northgate Market hombre to meet some chicas wanna come?
Sure man that place is THE SHIT

by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021


tuna market

The female version of a sausage fest. Referring to a party or get-together where most/all of the attendees are female.

Girl 1: How's the party been?
Girl 2: No ones here but girls, it's such a tuna market.
Girl 1: That blows.

by alexpshyea March 25, 2012


Kangaroo Market

A market trend between bear and bull.

Oi, check out ma investments. It’s been going up and down quite heavily. Feels a bit like a kangaroo market, and I loike it. Kinda feel like a hopity gay bull .

by asshorn June 13, 2020


Central Market

A gourmet supermarket chain originating in Austin, Texas and owned by H.E.B. supermarkets of San Antonio. All 7 locations are in Texas.

Locations exist in the four major metropolitan regions of the state—Dallas/Fort Worth, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio. The number of locations in each of the metro areas is 4, 1, 1, and 1 respectively. This is ironic, as H.E.B. does not have and never has had any of their regular supermarket locations in the Dallas/Fort Worth area while having a large presence in the other three regions. However, this may be due to the very competitive nature of Dallas/Fort Worth's grocery business environment.

The Central Market concept has been very successful and well-received since its inception. One is hard-pressed to find an equivalent in other U.S. states in terms of store size, gourmet/world product selection, price competitiveness, and customer traffic. The store is viewed by both the company and its customers as a destination supermarket, much like IKEA is viewed as a destination furniture store or The Home Depot's EXPO Design Center is viewed as a destination home interiors store.

All Central Market locations feature "Cafe on the Run," a fast-gourmet eatery catering to both shoppers and non-shoppers alike. Special events also occur at the markets weekly or monthly. Some locations have live music, an upstairs lounge, and other amenities.

I went to Central Market yesterday to pick up some Fenilla olives and garbonzola cheese.

by pwumavs March 24, 2008

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Wal*Marketing

1. Really bad fugly advertising using a lot of cliches, starbursts, etc.

2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.

3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.

1. Steve just loves Wal*Marketing. Everything he asks me to design looks like an ad for Costco or Walmart.

2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.

3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.

by kajoe February 24, 2010

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