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Giving a very dry skinned west asian girl the silk road, then rubbing the ejaculate in like lotion. It is preferred that the girl is of the Bahá'í faith.
"Damn, that bitch had skin like a lizard! Gave that bitch an Ashgabat Surprise!!!"
"I got an Ashgabat Surprise last night from that guy!"
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the french fry you find in the bottom of the bag, usually under tha hamburger, that fell out of the pack with the other fries.
"I was so upset when I ran out of french fries, but when i reached in the bag for my burger, I found a surprise fry!"
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The act of dropping a load in someones shoes.
I'm so pissed off right now man.
Why?
Last night someone gave me a Zapato Surprise.
ooooooh shoot!
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When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)
Bob : How was your night with Emma man?
Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise
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when a guy goes backdoor and the girl is really confused
the conversation during a coochie surprise:
girl: "What the fuck are you doing?"
guy: "fucking you in your coochie"
girl: "but... that's my ass"
guy: "i know."
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When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.
I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn't think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise when I saw jen uploaded pics from that party and it had some ebarassing photos
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An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.
"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"
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