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The most retarded kink a man could ever had. Basically he likes getting hit in the balls.
Man: "Hey babe, grab the bat over there."
Woman: "For what?"
Man: "It's called 'cock and ball torture', I want you to hit me in the fucking balls because I'm retarded."
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An activity commonly practiced at preschools
My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas
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the act of torturing the cock and balls
what Person dad likes to do
Person 1: hey man guess what my dad just did with my mum
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Cock and ball torture
Person 2: OH man, get me in on that
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Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.
How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
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Islamic poop torture is when you are locked in a completely forest green room with multiple speakers playing “uh oh stinky” over and over again, you are only fed poop (from goats) and pee (from humans) and after your body has adjusted to eating poop and “uh oh stinky” constantly playing over the speakers you are transferred to a different cell painted dark brown where “uh oh stinky” plays but the speed is increased by 25% so you slowly go completely insane
My brother went through islamic poop torture when he was a kid, and was never the same again.
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a fun kink some sugar daddies tend to have
okay jerold you finished your oatmeal time to commence the dick and ball torture
The most euphoric experience one can ever have. The universes most divine pleasure is bestowed upon those who permit in this behaviour. One can only truly find pleasure once they receive {Cock and Ball Torture.
I was given cock and ball torture by jack Cordell and I reached a state of ecstasy so great that my scrotum burst.
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