Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
Crack rocks you can buy at the trailer park.
You see Jimmy heading over to Crazy Eyed Donnies place? He must be picking up some Trailer Park Diamonds with all the twitchin.
1 part vodka, 1 part Hawaiian punch, 1 part mountain dew
I had a big cup of trailer park punch when I realized this guy's got it all figured out, dang Seve Wilkos is the shit!