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Twitter

A stupid website to learn exciting gossip about your favorite and least favorite stars.

Girl 1: I just heard that Miley Cyrus is a total whore
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Twitter.
Girl 2: Well we already knew that.

Person 1: So Ashton was like thats not fly man and then perez totally dissed him by being like--
Person 2: wait, how do you know this?
Person 1: Why, I stalk people on twitter of course!

by HeSaidSheSaidWHAT? October 25, 2009

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Twitter

It is the area between the twat and the shitter

Nothing like licking the goo on her twitter

by DutchSchultz December 9, 2009

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Twitter

A website created that basically trying to be as succesful as facebook, and is for stalkers whom like to know what others/random people are doing at any given time of the day. Usually these posted events are completely random, useless and time wasting to post on the internet for any crepper to see.

"I don't know what Bob is doing right this second or what he will be doing in the next 3 seconds... hmm let's go stalk him on Twitter and find out."

by blurt.it.out June 6, 2009

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Twitter

The space between the twat and the shitter.

I was all up in her twitter last night.

I followed that twitter all the way to Kansas.

by m.A.A.d Man June 3, 2013

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Twitter

Where most girls find out their boyfriend is cheating

Where most girls stalk their crush/boyfriend

Girl 1: hey did you see Bob post a picture on twitter with Suzy on his lap?
Girl 2: oh god, Miley is going to flip!

by Thejanopig on twitter <3 February 17, 2014

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Twitter

A waste of life

Sir Alex Ferguson: "Twitter is a waste of life"

by twastes February 4, 2014

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Twitter

A website that suspends innocent people, but doesn't suspend pedophiles.

"If only twitter would suspend these pedos."
"Why would they? They actively support them."

by Suspend ProdigyFNRP on twitter September 23, 2020

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