An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.
"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.
"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."
Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.
"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"
Its when your pecker gets harder than ten dollars worth of jaw breakers. So hard a cat cant scratch it. AKA a CVBT
I saw that sexy little blonde bend over and she gave me a Carolina Blue Vein Throbber
this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.
a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.
generally, a large veiny penis
she took a hold of my 'blue veined junket pumper'.......