Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.

"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."

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Blue Veined Junket Pumper

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.

"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"

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Carolina Blue Vein Throbber

Its when your pecker gets harder than ten dollars worth of jaw breakers. So hard a cat cant scratch it. AKA a CVBT

I saw that sexy little blonde bend over and she gave me a Carolina Blue Vein Throbber

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purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.

a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.

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blue veined meat roll

Slang for a male penis

I got a huge blue veined meat roll

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blue veined junket pumper

generally, a large veiny penis

she took a hold of my 'blue veined junket pumper'.......

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