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When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.
“Dude, that night water really hits different when you’re thirsty at 2am.”
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The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.
In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.
Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.
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How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
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Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.
Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
It is basically piss and shet mixed together .
What is this? Ugh it stank. Oh, it’s grey water, it’s basically piss and shet . I am just telling you.
Something that is similar to something else, but with less features. Altered so as to be weaker in force, content, or value.
The term “Watered Down” comes from when drinks are diluted with water to be made weaker. But can be applied to other things.
Arizona is like a watered down version of Australia.
Dude: Let's sail into international waters to hunt whales, snort coke and execute smurfs.
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