winkie pie

1. A woman's asshole. Especially when you bout' to fuck her in da ass.

I hit dat winkie pie and my love jones blew up.

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winki split

when a woman ventures for the firstime or revisits after 5 years the southern most remote tip of an italian sausage.

after a fun evening and dinner with her hot date erin found herself in a winki split

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Triple-winky-itis

Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.

Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.

Condition is very rare.

Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.

Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition

Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol

winky

a dear ladiee daht i love : she`s mineeee babyy back off beeyotches ;DD foo foo x33`s yoo dear with everythin` i gott byeee

foo foo x33 winkyy a hella lot =.

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Winky Bag

A tiny ugly little nad sack

A scrotum that is tiny and shrivelled due to extensive radiation exposure and frequent masturbation (wanking)

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Wee Willie Winkie

An insulting or demeaning term used in reference to an unusually small penis.

"Put wee willie winkie away before I piss my pants from laughing at it."

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winky-wanky-woo

Pre-masturbation chant.

'Winky-wanky-woo!' etc.

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